Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
It's never too late to be topless.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
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