he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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