I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
tell your sister to shave her snatch
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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