What a fucking waste of an outfit
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
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did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
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Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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