I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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