Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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