Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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