this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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