but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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