"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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