its not stalking. its research.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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