we have officially lost it.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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