So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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