The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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