tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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