I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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