just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
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swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
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using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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