I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
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Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
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I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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