K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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