i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
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I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
You coming home soon, man?
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Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
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They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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