That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Say something about gay babies.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
