Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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