Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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