The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
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The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
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How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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