Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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