Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
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