Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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