She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
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he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
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do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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