I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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