i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
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You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
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I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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