Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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