oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
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I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
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If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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