I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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