Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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