"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
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