How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
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Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
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I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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