well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
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i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
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You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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