U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
are you so shy because you have an std?
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
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she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
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Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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