Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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