you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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