Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
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I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
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Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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