did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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