I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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