On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
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