Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Randomize
