i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
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they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
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Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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