school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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