brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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