dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
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Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
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You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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