If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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