I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
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