I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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