she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
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She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
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idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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