Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Found your dick twin last night
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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