I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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