is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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