Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
No subtext here. People are naked.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
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