Need sex. Gaining weight.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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