need another drink. this is the easiest way
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
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I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
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Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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