I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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